1 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,340 - Look up there ♪ - What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:07,424 --> 00:00:08,800 Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,176 - Like a rock ♪ - And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:13,346 Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,766 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,018 Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,477 Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:19,561 --> 00:00:20,770 Wow ♪ 9 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:24,107 Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,650 Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:27,360 Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:28,737 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,282 In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:34,325 --> 00:00:36,327 (cheering) 15 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,164 JUDY: Glad we went with this hefty green boy. 16 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:41,541 Yeah. Real trees have curves. 17 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:42,834 We need the branch strength. 18 00:00:42,917 --> 00:00:45,128 My handmade, nondenominational holiday orbs 19 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,379 are pretty heavy. 20 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,672 Physically and emotionally. 21 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,716 I know Christmas is only two days away, 22 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,594 but I was just waiting for him to get to 14 feet. 23 00:00:52,677 --> 00:00:54,971 The perfect height for human or Christmas tree. 24 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,222 At my current rate of growth, 25 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,391 I'll be 20 feet when I'm 35. 26 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:01,019 Spruce Springsteen is looking very handsome. 27 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:03,063 Oh, heck yeah. I'd let it happen. 28 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,773 - What does that mean? - Come on, Honeybee. 29 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,066 This tree is smokin'. 30 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:07,525 When you're right, you're right. 31 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,569 Your gingerbread village is already looking cute. 32 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,154 Do you do this every year, Ham? 33 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,698 Nope. Longtime eater, first-time builder. 34 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,201 Every Christmas, the cake lady, which is me, 35 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,370 builds a display for the Maude's All-Day front window. 36 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,955 I'm calling this the "It Tastes a Village 37 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:24,793 Lone Moose Christmas Gingerbread Village Ham-stravaganza." 38 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,294 I love a long title, 39 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,588 like Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe. 40 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,423 They could've just called it "Vegetable Diner," 41 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,050 but instead she took it to the limit. 42 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:34,260 Huh. I must be nervous about making this. 43 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,512 I feel a little dizzy. 44 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,555 - Honeybee, may I have a word? - What's up? 45 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,891 Is this a side conversation or a panic room conversation? 46 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:41,434 I'm not quite panicked yet, 47 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,229 so let's have it just outside the panic room. 48 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,564 Christmas is my favorite holiday. 49 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:48,983 I love everything about it-- the lights, the food, 50 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,236 ignoring the religious part because I'm not religious. 51 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:54,989 And I pride myself on getting everyone the perfect present. 52 00:01:55,073 --> 00:01:57,951 But your brother Jerry, he's a bit of a mystery to me. 53 00:01:58,034 --> 00:02:00,078 I went to all of my favorite stores, 54 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:02,288 and I wound up with this. 55 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,708 (short laugh) Beef, my brother owns four sweatshirts 56 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,042 and a desktop computer. 57 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,502 Why would you get him that? 58 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:09,671 I guess he could use it to break his computer. 59 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:12,090 (groans) I just don't know what Jerry likes. 60 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:14,551 He's a quiet fellow and I'm a quiet fellow, 61 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:16,469 so I don't have a lot of information. 62 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,388 And you want me to tell you what to get him 63 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:19,597 so you don't have to get out of your shell 64 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,933 - and talk to him more. - Uh... yes. 65 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,309 Beef, take him out to dinner. 66 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,104 Dinner with an adult I don't know that well? 67 00:02:26,187 --> 00:02:28,606 Terrifying, but I'm willing to try it 68 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,234 if it'll help me secure a good gift for Jerry. 69 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:35,155 Tonight, I will invite him to a friendship dinner. 70 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,449 I'll make it steaks so we're chewing a lot 71 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,075 and there won't be as much pressure to talk. 72 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,285 There you go. 73 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,870 Diondra Tundra 74 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:45,206 reporting live. The 12 Days of Lone Moose are well underway. 75 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,209 Today featured the fishnog tasting and the lighting of the 76 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:49,794 womenorah at the feminist bookstore 77 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,880 Desperately Reading Susan. 78 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:54,674 And tomorrow, the unveiling of the Gingerbread village 79 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,134 in the window at Maude's All-Day. 80 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,678 -(groans) - Ham, are you feeling okay? 81 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,681 (groans) Am I feeling okay? 82 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,808 Yep. Lone Moose is counting on me, 83 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,810 so I have to be feeling okay. 84 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,270 Just one quick question: 85 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,732 has this kitchen island always been here? 86 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:14,527 - Hi, Beef. - Hello there to you, Jerry. 87 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,113 Um, are you just coming from a gig? 88 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:20,158 Oh, no. I walked, and I wore my costume to keep warm. 89 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:21,743 You mind if I stash it in your van? 90 00:03:21,826 --> 00:03:23,495 Course, the van's just out front there. 91 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,996 I don't like to wear it while I'm eating. 92 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,873 I learned my lesson at Saucy Wings. 93 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,084 The dry cleaning bill was hundreds of dollars. 94 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,543 BEEF: Well... 95 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,464 - Well. - Well. 96 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:38,301 So... it looks like they have baked potatoes. 97 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,346 Or salad for just $5.95. 98 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:44,182 Mmm, this is good soup. 99 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:47,102 And the soup spoons are just the right depth. 100 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:50,438 I love this table. Nice. 101 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:54,442 So, what do you like to do when you're not Bigfooting? 102 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,903 Well, I usually play computer games with some online friends. 103 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:59,614 And right now we're playing Super Ranch Hands Seven, 104 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,283 and I earned the trust of Alan the pony today. 105 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:04,452 What are your favorite computer games, Beef? 106 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,788 - Absolutely none. - Oh. Okay. 107 00:04:06,871 --> 00:04:09,332 I tried Minesweeper once, but it was so stressful 108 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,835 that I returned the computer to the store. 109 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:14,879 - I'm more of an outdoor person. - Hmm. 110 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,340 So, Jerry, have you looked around town 111 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,677 at any of Lone Moose's stores for Christmas presents? 112 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,554 No, I'm not much of a shopper. 113 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:25,932 Well, if you were in Fresno for Christmas, wh... 114 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:27,559 Oh, if I was in Fresno for Christmas, 115 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,686 I'd be working the holiday sale at my parents' curtain store 116 00:04:29,769 --> 00:04:32,814 in the morning, and then it'd be time for Christmas dip. 117 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,941 - I love dip. What kind... - Hold that thought. 118 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,651 We got beef, Beef. 119 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,486 Okay, that part's done. 120 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:42,032 Now I'm just gonna lay on the floor to gather my strength. 121 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,575 Ham, you're burning up. 122 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:47,287 How could I be burning up if I'm also freezing cold? 123 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,622 Okay, bud, you are definitely sick. 124 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,249 Let's get you into that comfy chair. 125 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:54,044 Oh, but who's gonna complete the gingerbread village? 126 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,795 It won't be Christmas without it. 127 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,173 (gasps) I can just see the children of Lone Moose. 128 00:04:58,256 --> 00:05:01,384 Their faces pressed up against the window, crying. 129 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,928 Their tears freeze their faces to the glass. 130 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:05,680 And the grizzly bears get word 131 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,891 and go to Maude's and eat all the kids. 132 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,477 Is that what you want for Christmas? Is it? 133 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,562 Ham, you're not making any sense, friend. 134 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,272 We'll finish it for you, okay? 135 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:17,275 Okay. I drew a picture of it. It's pretty self-explanatory. 136 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,820 The recipes for the 78 animals I haven't made yet are on there. 137 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,572 All you have to do is carve them, 138 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,282 bake 'em, and decorate them 139 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,409 and don't forget to, uh, fram the gum. 140 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:27,911 Sorry, wha-what's "fram"? 141 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:29,871 You just have to gram the frum da boo ba da... 142 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,706 Uh-oh, we're losing him. 143 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,000 -(snoring) - Guys, this actually looks really hard. 144 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:35,418 We'll have to fake it till we bake it. 145 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,337 Lone Moose Christmas is counting on us. 146 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:40,006 Thanks for dinner. I had a good time. 147 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,008 Me too. And thanks for telling me about 148 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,760 that fishing simulator game. 149 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,388 It would be a perfect gift for me, 150 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,975 but, uh, what would be a perfect gift for, I don't know, you? 151 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,019 Oh, no, why is the van door open? 152 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,021 I swear I remember closing it. 153 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:57,899 No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no! 154 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,401 Oh, my Bigfoot costume's gone! 155 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,115 Who would want a Bigfoot costume? 156 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,449 I mean, besides me, 157 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,742 who is Bigfoot at parties for a living. 158 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,619 I'm sorry, Jerry. I invite you to dinner 159 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,121 and now your costume is stolen. 160 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,956 And I have a couple of jobs coming up. 161 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,749 I mean, I can't just show up as myself. 162 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,751 I mean, they'll be like, "Who's this guy?" 163 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,295 Oh, I left my phone inside Bigfoot. 164 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,256 - Beef, can I use yours? - Of course. 165 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:23,258 It's cracked, but it's got good bones. 166 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,718 I can use the Find My Phone app. 167 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:27,220 My phone can find other phones? 168 00:06:27,303 --> 00:06:28,930 I don't want to owe a machine a favor. 169 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,307 - There it is. - Huh. Looks like it's at Winter World. 170 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,600 What's Winter World? 171 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,644 The year-round Christmas theme park. 172 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,855 Originally, it was called Water World, 173 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,399 but Kevin Costner sued. So they drained it, 174 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,192 threw in a bunch of Christmas trees with eyeballs, 175 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,778 - and called it Winter World. - Let's go. 176 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,114 -(snoring) - So, we've cooked all the gingerbread sheets. 177 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,992 Now we just have to carve 78 Christmas animals. 178 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,453 Okay, let me take a crack at a salmon. 179 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,621 Oh, no. I think we were supposed to cut them into cookie shapes 180 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,040 before we put them in the oven. 181 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,374 Aw, mistleturd! 182 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,667 Hey, guys, I did it. 183 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,878 - Amazing. What is it? - It's an otter. 184 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,172 Oh, sure. Yeah, now I see it. It's just upside down. 185 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,256 Mm... No, it's not. 186 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:04,716 Let's all just do the best we can. 187 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,760 Everyone choose a shape and go for it. 188 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:09,262 Great 'tude, my dearly beloved wife dude. 189 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,639 This Christmas train is back on track. 190 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,767 (singsongy): Ho, ho! 191 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,935 Sorry, we're closed for a private event. 192 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,937 Oh, but something was stolen from me, 193 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,106 and I think someone in your park has it. 194 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,317 My boss will go nuts if I let anyone in, sorry. 195 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:23,485 You can wait in the parking lot 196 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,070 and try to catch people as they leave. 197 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,071 Just brainstorming. 198 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,947 I'm an ideas guy. 199 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,700 Yes, good idea. Come along, Jerry. 200 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,745 Normally I wouldn't trespass, but this is an emergency. 201 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,706 And I think I know how we can blend in. 202 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,918 Hey, what are you doing over here? 203 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,836 Everyone is supposed to be working the party. 204 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,089 Oh, of course. We're on our way. 205 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,799 Why are you walking toward the penguin pool? 206 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:48,134 Oh, please don't steal the penguin, guys. 207 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,095 If the penguin gets stolen again this year, 208 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,596 I'm gonna get in big trouble. 209 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,181 Now can you just head to the food court? 210 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,391 This is pretty fun. 211 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,309 I've never been undercover before. 212 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,061 I just hope we don't get in too deep. 213 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,771 Mary Stuart Masterson. 214 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:03,233 What is this? Some sort of bizarro Santa Burning Man? 215 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,110 JERRY: I'm not sure, 216 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,277 but one of these strange St. Nick's 217 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,238 - probably has my phone. -(laughter) 218 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,323 It's way too loud to just call it and try to hear where it is. 219 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,284 I think what we have to do is go person-to-person, 220 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,661 and while we're talking to them, 221 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,579 I'll call the phone and see if we hear a ring. 222 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,958 - Are you talking about mingling? - I-I hate it, too, Beef. 223 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:24,004 - Ooh, why don't we grab a cup of conversation sauce? - Great idea. 224 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,756 A little alcohol should add some jingle to our mingle. 225 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,384 Gentlemen, a cup of Terry Claus' famous punch? 226 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:30,635 Uh, sure. 227 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,972 Mmm. Lot of brown solid bits in here. 228 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,724 Don't let it faze you, act natural. 229 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,392 - Mmm. - Mmm. 230 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,686 All right, we're both afraid to mingle, 231 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:42,272 but we'll do it together. Safety in numbers. 232 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,107 Well... 233 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,693 - Well. - Well. 234 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,321 Uh, are you guys trying to start a conversation or... 235 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,990 Yes. Exactly. 236 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,492 Why aren't you guys in your Terry Claus outfits? 237 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:55,952 Who's Terry Claus? 238 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,204 He's what this party's all about, man. 239 00:08:58,288 --> 00:08:59,998 We throw it every December 23. 240 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,042 Terry Claus is the real Santa Claus. 241 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,002 His workshop is right here in our town. 242 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,338 He has a flying moose, a brown animal skin suit, 243 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,590 and his beard is blue because he's cool like that. 244 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,592 Every year we dress as Terry Claus, 245 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:12,427 we drink his traditional punch, 246 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,347 - and later we go to Claudia's for the orgy. - Okay. 247 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,182 (whispers): Call the phone, Jerry, call the phone. 248 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:19,476 Oh, I'm starting to feel weird. 249 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,935 How much alcohol is in this? 250 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,520 None. It's drugs. 251 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,731 Oh, uh, great. I love drugs. 252 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,358 Which drugs are in here? 253 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:27,567 Mushrooms, man. 254 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,736 Uh, okay, great talking with you. 255 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,488 I have no experience with drugs. 256 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,740 - I'm nervous. - I've never done drugs, either. 257 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,450 But based on a video Honeybee took of me 258 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,369 after I got my wisdom teeth pulled out, 259 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,913 - I get pretty weird. - Well, let's not panic. 260 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,790 We got through meeting that stranger together. 261 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,542 We'll get through this psychedelic trip together. 262 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,002 All right, everybody. Time to kick off 263 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,588 the Lone Moose Terry Claus karaoke competition. 264 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,676 Terry Claus, Terry Claus ♪ 265 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,637 ♪ He sees you with his thousand eyes ♪ 266 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:59,057 His evil moose, Geraldine ♪ 267 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:03,311 ♪ Pulls him through the deep, black sky. ♪ 268 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:06,481 Wow. 269 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,692 I know. Wow. 270 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:12,737 I-I feel like there's something we're supposed to be doing. 271 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,739 Yeah, what is our purpose? 272 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,616 No, I mean, I think there's something 273 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,785 we're supposed to be doing at this party. 274 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:21,871 But all I can picture is, like, a large foot. 275 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,916 (gasps) And it has a face, and it's weeping. 276 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:27,961 Huh. A big... foot. 277 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,630 - Bigfoot! - Oh, right, right. 278 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:32,882 We need to find my costume. We have to call the phone. 279 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,926 Yes, that's what we were doing. 280 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,928 -(phone ringing) - I think I hear it ringing. 281 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:39,014 It's closer. 282 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,683 (chuckles): Look, Jerry, your favorite-- Christmas dip. 283 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,143 Not now, Beef. 284 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,854 - Hey! -(panting) 285 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,108 (gasps) Potato Patty? 286 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,401 You know this person? 287 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,528 You got me, Jerry. You got me. 288 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,613 Can I have my beard back now? It's a rental. 289 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,620 Potato Patty? You took my costume? You took my phone? 290 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,040 - It's almost Christmas. - I did. 291 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,125 Why are you calling her Potato Patty? 292 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,253 Oh, because she dresses as a potato and holds the sign 293 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,339 outside the Loaded Baked Potato Juice Booth at the mall. 294 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,382 I know that place. I got diarrhea from there. 295 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,967 Yup. Potato juice will do that. 296 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,469 Where's my Bigfoot costume? 297 00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:19,387 I don't have it. Dick Chateau does. 298 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,847 Who's Dick Chateau? 299 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,600 Richard Chateau is the richest person in Lone Moose. 300 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:27,270 He's a local big game hunter and lives in Chateau Chateau. 301 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,439 Why would a rich dude want my costume? 302 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,232 And why would you take it for him, Patty? 303 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:32,650 Eh, I didn't take it. 304 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,235 I just told him it was in the van. 305 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,779 And then I watched him take it. 306 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:36,988 He let me keep the phone as a tip. 307 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,115 How could you go against the costume code? 308 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,784 We're supposed to look out for one another. 309 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,952 It's easy to believe in the costume code 310 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,038 when you have a great costume like Bigfoot. 311 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:47,248 My costume is awful. 312 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,584 I do remember your potato suit looking like-- 313 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:50,960 and forgive me-- 314 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,296 an open wound topped with chives and cheese. 315 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:56,716 There's also a really gross translucent sour cream swirl. 316 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,177 Anyway, you'll have to go see him if you want it back. Bye. 317 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,637 Not so fast, Patty. 318 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,598 You're coming with us to help get that costume back. 319 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,475 Fine, but I get to ride shotgun. 320 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,312 Actually, we need you to drive because we both drank mushrooms. 321 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,524 Jerry just now stopped looking like pure energy to me. 322 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,360 Okay, we are well on our way to saving Christmas, 323 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,737 but now we are out of... everything. 324 00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,406 So we're gonna have to improvise. 325 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,408 We were supposed to do gumdrop rooftops, 326 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,452 but what about-- hear me out-- salami shingles? 327 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,870 I have a bunch of bird bones. 328 00:12:25,954 --> 00:12:28,123 We could use those to make the candy cane fences. 329 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,874 They're not edible, but they're clean. 330 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,126 And I've got some press-on nails 331 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,460 that could make for a colorful walkway. 332 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,212 Can I just say, I love Ham's vision, 333 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,756 but... we might be improving it. 334 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,258 Oh, it's a glow-up for sure. 335 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,344 JERRY: So, this is Dick Castle's castle? 336 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,221 Dick Chateau's chateau. 337 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:46,224 - Eh, potato, "potahto." - Ugh! I hate that saying. 338 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,184 No one's ever said "potahto," and you know it. 339 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,936 - So, what's the plan here, anyway? - Simple. 340 00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:52,355 We ask Dick for Jerry's costume, and then we leave. 341 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,315 Oh, yeah, I'm sure the rich guy 342 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,401 who paid me to steal a Bigfoot costume 343 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:57,694 is just gonna hand it over to us. 344 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,404 Hello and welcome to Chateau Chateau. 345 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,948 I'm the butler, Karen Butler. How may I help you? 346 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,784 Hello. We're here to speak with Richard Chateau. 347 00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,745 He has my young friend's costume. 348 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:08,329 (sighs) Fine. 349 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664 I'm gonna have you wait in here. 350 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:12,459 But when I open the door, please don't gasp. 351 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,335 Gasping is my pet peeve. 352 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,379 -(all gasp) - What did I just say? (groans) 353 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,839 I'll go get Mr. Chateau. 354 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,841 What is this? 355 00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,509 Oh, I remember this costume. 356 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,679 He was the party store's discount Barney, named Blarney. 357 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:27,557 And there's Billy Bratt the Butter Pat from Toast by Jan 358 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,185 and Certifiably Elaine from the notary. 359 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,978 I love costumes, 360 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,939 but this collection-- how can I put this-- 361 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,733 - feels psychotic. - CHATEAU: Thank you. 362 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,277 -(groups gasps) - Guys, again, the gasps. 363 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:43,114 Well, hello there "Potahto" Patty and friends. 364 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,241 - Does he have a British accent? - Indeed. 365 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,534 Is he British? 366 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,453 No, he's originally from Seward. 367 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,539 Is this a costume? Hmm. It's very lifelike. 368 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:53,666 Um, no. I'm a human man. 369 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,959 I'll take your word for it. 370 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,711 What is it that brings you to the chateau 371 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,672 this holiday afore night? 372 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,383 You have something of mine. My Bigfoot costume. 373 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,219 Ah, yes. I finally bagged my white whale. 374 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:07,013 - Why do you steal costumes? - For the hunt. 375 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,392 - Allow me to explain myself at length. - Oh, boy. 376 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,936 I was once an actual big game hunter. 377 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,437 I traveled all over Alaska, 378 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,356 killing some of its most beautiful animals. 379 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,524 Then Game Warden Burt said 380 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,901 I'm no longer legally allowed to hunt 381 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,278 just because I was shooting endangered species. 382 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,198 I was so bored, I barely had any blood on my hands. 383 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,409 It was terrible. Then one day, 384 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:30,912 I spotted the mascot for the Polar Bear panini shop. 385 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,997 Sure, he makes no sense-- Why would a polar bear make 386 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,416 a hot sandwich? 387 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,959 To stay warm or to eat it. 388 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,919 Please do not respond to my musings. 389 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,756 I saw that enormous, gorgeous white-hot sandwich bear. 390 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,299 I had to have him. 391 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,719 The bear's human inhabitant stored the costume 392 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,762 in an unlocked shed. I nabbed it, 393 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,724 and suddenly I felt like Dick Chateau again. 394 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,309 And I've been collecting ever since. 395 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,229 But you-- your costume is always locked away 396 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,314 or upon your person. 397 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,191 But tonight... (clicks tongue) 398 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,570 you let your guard down and left it in an unlocked van. 399 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,156 Oh, no, I did leave the van unlocked. 400 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:09,242 I guess I was distracted. I was nervous about our dinner. 401 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,286 You were nervous about having dinner with me? 402 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,495 I'm just Beef. 403 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,330 But to be honest, I was pretty nervous, too. 404 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,082 Oh. Well, I understand. 405 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,335 I'm pretty shy and a one-on-one dinner was a lot of pressure, 406 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,379 - but I think... - Hey, shy boys. 407 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:22,672 Dick Chateau talking. 408 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:25,175 We just need to get Jerry's costume back. 409 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,177 - We're willing to pay you any... - No. 410 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,180 This was my Christmas gift to myself. The perfect present. 411 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,598 The perfect present can't be 412 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,475 something you stole from someone else. 413 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,810 It has to be a carefully curated choice, 414 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,729 made to make someone else very happy 415 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,481 for just a brief shining moment. 416 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,191 It doesn't have to be expensive. 417 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,944 It just has to say, "Hey, man, I see you and I get you." 418 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,988 It's the frigging spirit of frigging Christmas. 419 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,531 Sorry, could you repeat that? 420 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,116 - I dozed off. - Damn it. 421 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,868 Look, is there anything we can offer you? 422 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:52,869 Some kind of trade? 423 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,454 Hmm. A trade. 424 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:56,331 Perhaps I could give back the costume 425 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,501 in exchange for you indulging in the Moltening. 426 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,462 - Get the Moltening sacks. - BEEF: Moltening sack? 427 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,881 You all wear costumes on the outside. 428 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,718 What if you knew what your costumes were on the inside? 429 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,720 Are you gonna perform surgery on us? 430 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,056 No. Although that's a fun idea. 431 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016 Stop talking. 432 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,310 Oh, no, he's gonna put us in bags. 433 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,020 Yes, but not in a bad way. 434 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,314 Step one, you will don this nude hosiery. 435 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,733 Step two, I will cover you in glue. 436 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,152 Step three, you will enter these burlap sacks 437 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:29,989 filled with feathers, glitter, googly eyes and paint. 438 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:32,867 My butler will then tie them shut around your neck, 439 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:36,329 and you will have to wriggle your way out of the cocoon 440 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,248 and emerge in your true form. 441 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,500 Then, you shall remove that costume, 442 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,918 and I will hang it upon my wall. 443 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,920 A one of a kind treasure 444 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,424 that no other costume hunter in the world owns. 445 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,093 There are no other costume hunters in the world. 446 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,761 Beef, we don't have to do this. 447 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,346 We've come so far tonight. 448 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,307 We had dinner together. We snuck into an amusement park. 449 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,352 We drank drugs for the first and last time 450 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,646 because I did not enjoy it. We mingled. 451 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:03,064 And you know what? I had fun. 452 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,442 I say we push ourselves one more time, 453 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,361 get in these bags, and get your costume back. 454 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:09,863 Are you sure you're not still high? 455 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,823 Oh, I am definitely still high. 456 00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,908 But I also believe in what I'm saying. 457 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,368 All right then. Let's molt. 458 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,958 Well, have fun moltening. I'll see you in several days. 459 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,960 Days? But we'll miss Christmas. 460 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,671 (scoffs) The elephant seal takes 30 days to molt. 461 00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:29,466 - Consider yourselves lucky. -(door closes) 462 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,719 You guys, uh, want to play a guessing game or something? 463 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:35,680 Hey, I'm thinking of a number between one and one billion. 464 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,892 - Jerry, take a guess. - I don't know. 12? 465 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,226 Right. Huh. 466 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,187 What should we do now? 467 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,022 (grunts) Boy, this is tight. 468 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,858 Now I understand why mummies are mad all the time. 469 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,401 We have got to get out of here. 470 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,570 We can't miss Christmas with the family. 471 00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:53,948 Yeah, I'm also very worried that gentleman will kill us. 472 00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,326 -(sobbing) - What's wrong? 473 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,328 Other than being trapped in a sack. 474 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,954 I just feel terrible. 475 00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:03,208 I tried to act like it was okay before, but it's not okay. 476 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,043 I broke the costume code 477 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,629 because Dick Chateau offered me 40 bucks. 478 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,548 - 40 bucks? - And a two liter of Pepsi. 479 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,966 Have you had a Pepsi? 480 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,551 It's so good. 481 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,055 I'm sorry. I... I'm stupid and I'm a potato. 482 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:19,808 (sighs) You're not stupid, Patty. 483 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,309 And you're not really a potato. 484 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:22,686 I want to make it up to you guys. 485 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,021 I think we can escape and find the costume. 486 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,982 Follow me. Quietly. (grunts) 487 00:18:28,066 --> 00:18:29,567 -(grunting) - I can actually 488 00:18:29,651 --> 00:18:31,361 open the door with my mouth. My old potato outfit 489 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:35,281 didn't allow arm movement, so I got pretty good at it. 490 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,327 I can also open the door to my Corolla with my chin. 491 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,829 (all grunting) 492 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,582 Okay, guys, look out. Stairs. 493 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,794 - We just have to go for it-it-it-it-it... -(grunting) 494 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,380 Oh. I could have just untied these with my mouth. 495 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,674 (chuckles) But the stairs were fun, right? 496 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,050 Open the bags, Patty. 497 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:56,803 There she is! 498 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,971 You guys escaping? 499 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,305 - No. - Calm down. 500 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,890 I'll help you. It's Christmas, 501 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:03,560 and you're the nicest captives we've ever had. 502 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,604 -(bell chimes) - CHATEAU: Butler, I'm coming down for my bedtime fruits. 503 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,898 - Hurry, go. - Thank you! 504 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,275 (panting) 505 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,860 Oh, my God, it's freezing. 506 00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,529 I haven't been this cold since my last Christmas dip. 507 00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:16,406 Why would Christmas dip make you cold? 508 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,825 "Christmas dip" is when me and my dad take a dip 509 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,285 in the Pacific Ocean on Christmas. 510 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,412 Crazy cold but also crazy fun. 511 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,831 I'm pretty bummed that I can't do it this year. 512 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,375 -(sobbing) - Now what's wrong? 513 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,712 I'm just sad you can't do your Christmas dip with your dad. 514 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,422 CHATEAU: Come back, my beauties! 515 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,631 -(gunshot) - Is he shooting at us? 516 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,008 - JERRY: I told you. - Go! Move! 517 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,010 - Go, go, go, go! - Drive, drive, drive, drive! 518 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,762 JERRY: Hey, look, it's after midnight. 519 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,514 Merry Christmas Eve, everybody. 520 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,311 (gasps) They did it! Wow. 521 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,729 I can't believe they were able to... 522 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,064 Oh, no. 523 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,608 - Are those pepperonis? - Yep. 524 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,361 -(yawning) - You're looking at a Christmas miracle, bud. 525 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,945 Oh. Hmm. 526 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,405 Now, can anyone walk me through 527 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,115 why half of this village is burned down 528 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,367 while the other half is wet? 529 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,786 Yes, we decided to make the womenorah 530 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,579 and tried to light it, but that started a fire. 531 00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,290 And Honeybee bravely put it out, but it flooded half the village. 532 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:11,086 Wow. It's all so beautiful. 533 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,171 Yeah, I could never part with this. 534 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,673 I'm gonna quickly make another one, 535 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:19,094 and we can just keep this beautiful treasure for us. 536 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,929 So, we can eat this one? Mmm. Mmm. 537 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,431 Hey, who's idea was it to cut up the kitchen sponge? 538 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,850 Because it's not bad. 539 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,727 ♪ ♪ 540 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,730 Here you go, Jerry. 541 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,983 A wetsuit. (gasps) Is this for... 542 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:35,735 Yes, a Christmas dip. 543 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,946 Well, thanks, Beef. It's perfect. 544 00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,447 A carefully chosen gift 545 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,700 to give me moment of perfect happiness. 546 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,244 - You nailed it. - Thank God I didn't hammer it. 547 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,996 I say that because I originally bought you a hammer. 548 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:50,083 Oh, yeah, that would've been a real bad gift. 549 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,459 Merry Christmas, friend. 550 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,378 And to you, pal. 551 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,338 One, two, three! 552 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:57,841 (whooping, shivering) 553 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,175 Aah! This was a mistake! 554 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:00,552 This wetsuit is doing nothing! Get out! 555 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,761 Here I come! 556 00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,847 - Wolf, no! - Christmas dip! (laughs) 557 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,933 ♪ Potatoes are the reason for the season ♪ 558 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:09,936 ♪ They're awful nice and warm when you're freezin' ♪ 559 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:13,440 ♪ Give one to your pal Janet and one to that guy Steven ♪ 560 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:16,943 ♪ Potatoes, they're the food we can believe in ♪ 561 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:21,364 ♪ Wrapped up in foil, under the tree ♪ 562 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,366 A potato for little Timmy ♪ 563 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,202 ♪ Get your sweetheart a tuber from the ground ♪ 564 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,996 They'll come around ♪ 565 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,290 ♪ When they see that Christmas tater mound ♪ 566 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,876 ♪ Potatoes are the reason for the season ♪ 567 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,879 ♪ Potatoes, they're the food you can believe in. ♪ 568 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,464 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 569 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,965 and TOYOTA.